Bold (sarcastic) predictions for EPL season...2011-2012

• Swansea and Norwich will get less than 35 Points in the league.n eventually they ll get relegated

• Wolves Get Relegated Along with Swansea and Norwich.wolves got their ass saved wid help frm Blackpool and Birmingham

• Manchester City will win the Premier League.they ll spend more dan 100 millions n they ll win.still mancini ll be sacked.coz they ll be knocked out frm group stages of cl.

• Darren Bent will win the golden boot. his 17 league goals didn't come close to berba bt this time he will...

• manchester united will have the highest goal difference,again...

• Arsenal wont finish in top four.they ll drop more than 15 points in last 10 league games.

• wid tevez out of City,dzeko n balotelli wont score many goals.their top scorers ll be yaya toure,silva

• lukaku will sign for chelsea and ll be a bigger flop dan torres.wil play more matches than torres n ll score 2 goals out of which his first goal for chelsea ll come in boxing day match.

• chicharito ll score 30 goals...15 more dan rooney...madrid ll bid him in january 60 millions...

• joe hart will be leadin in clean sheets...and wenger will say we wont buy him coz he is too old for arsenal standards...

• tottenham will miss europa league spot...and aston villa will qualify...

• QPR will be in top half of table...higher dan sundrland..

• top four ll be united,city,liverpool,chelsea...

• liverpool after disappointin start of the season,ll finish in top four thanks to king kenny...gerrard will be injured for whole season...lukas will be player of the season in epl...

• nasri,walcott,the goal keeper along wid Mr.wenger himself all will be injured for more dan half of the season...aftr losin first leg against tottenham,wenger ll try to kick bottle so harsh dat his knee ll be dislocated...

• fa cup final everton vs liverpool....liverpool will lose though...again media ll say andy carroll was drunk before the match...